Ah, just leave it. You get do it later!
Wait. I just want to grab the picnic basket.
Come on now.
Aaah! Are you crazy? This could have been my fingers!
Hah! You still have them all.
His gratification came in the form of rape,
dismemberment, cannibalism and necrophilia.
And if you think this example is funny, because
it happened a long time ago and far away,
I'd like to show you an example that happened recently, near here.
Mike Corman. He brutally murdered four girls in a very short amount of time -
and then disappeared without a trace.
This was after he burned down the house where he'd left the women's bodies.
It's summer.
Yo dude, you'll never have enough.
Come on, look at them! Young, fresh, skinny!
They're in the prime of their lives and desperate for a good fuck!
Right. And you're the one to give it to them?
What awful stuff to hear right before our break.
I couldn't stand it any longer...
and anyways, your friend will probably torture
us with some new horror stories this weekend.
I think he'd rather torture me with other things.
What about Tom? Does he have a new girlfriend?
Well, I think that when we went to lecture,
he didn't... but wait for the party tonight.
Perhaps he'll impress a girl with his medical knowledge.
It's better he uses his medical knowledge,
than holding another presentation on his supposedly-amazing anatomy.
I can still remember last summer. He gave such a detailed description,
she got curious and had to see it for herself.
Well, there will be always be people you can't help, even in a psychological study.
Either that, or they love small dicks.
Nice presentation.
Ah, I can't stand it here any more. Its gonna be so nice to leave for a few days.
Things will be great. We'll spend the days with ice cold drinks on the beach.
We'll go swimming, and in the evenings, we'll
sit at the campfire and completely unwind.
Have you seen Tom anywhere today? He said he wanted to come along.
See you tonight. Pick me up at my house at ten, okay?
Okay.
Hey. What's up?
I'm finally outta there. I'll just burn my books and then the weekend can start!
Shut up, dude. I'm at the riverbank. I can see you.
Hey, this is a little private lesson.
I see... and is this the chick for the weekend?
Well, I don't know. I can't decide, but it should be enough until tonight.
Chris is DJ'ing tonight.
Cool, then see you there. Later.
What will be enough until tonight?
Nothin'... Everything's fine.
Hey, private teacher.
Hey! What's up?
Where'd she go?
Who?
The little girl from this afternoon.
Ah, forget her.
Well, now that she's gone, you don't have anyone for the weekend.
Don’t talk shit. | just found my new flavor of the weekend.
Hello hello.
Hey.
Hi.
Hi. This can't be real.
Where's this going?
Have you ever thought about the difficult chemical processes that occur
in the human organism when you fall in love with someone?
Did he say organism or orgasm?
Organism.
Just imagine the uncountable endorphins that are running through your veins.
Ladies and gentlemen, let it be known! This man somehow only uses his head...
as a periscope for his dick! I mean, really...
she's gotta be the "sexth" one he's considered for the weekend.
Get it? "Sexth"?
That girl looks like she's still in her
first semester. Finally away from her parents
and able to hit some decent parties without looking stupid...
I think he's gonna knock on some new frontiers here.
Knock? Well, okay! Knocking is good!
The dopamine is quickly leaving your brain
and you've got this warm, tingly feeling...
like you re really high. It's like when you're -
Seriously, that can't be real.
And STOP! A new record! The sex machine leaves all his competitors far behind!
He takes first through third places, leaving all others in last!
Thanks for watching, everyone!
Come on. Let's dance!
I haven't seen you on the dance floor before. How about an introduction?
Oh, sorry... I'm Tom.
Maya. Hi.
Okay, we've got spaghetti, some salad, baguettes... What else do we need?
Hey, you little pussies. How'd you like to meet my friend... the campfire?!
Steaks, herb butter...
Dinner!!!
How many bottles should I get?
Yeah?
So, how many bottles should I be getting?
Coming!
You need more carrots in your diet. They re long, hard, and very good for you.
Hah! No thanks.
You idiot.
Anything else?
Chips!
Where did Tom and Maya go? They were behind us a minute ago.
No clue.
So, what's the right way?
What does the map say?
I don't know.
I saw you pack it in the bag.
I took it out. That was a CD case...
which, as you should know, is only for CDs!
Oh, man!
Let's try this way. It looks like a better route.
Hey. What's up?
This place looks empty.
So does my tank. We'll need to find some gas if we want to get much further.
Hey! Piss off!
Hey! Leave them alone, you slobbering idiot! Get back to work!
And you! Get back inside and peel those potatoes! Here's nothing to see here!
Hey! A real-life incestuous cannibal! I gotta
take a picture! If not, nobody'll believe me.
What do you want?! There's nothing for you here! This is private property!
We're sorry to disturbing you... but do you know
if there's a gas station somewhere around here?
This isn't a gas station!
We're on our way to the old campsite and I think we took a wrong turn.
Can you point us in the right direction?
You kiddies have no business here. Now... go where you came from.
What? All the way back into my dad's balls?
We're rented the old campsite for the weekend but we've lost our way.
Look, can you help us or not?
Go back to the fork in the road and then down the mountain, through the forest...
It'll take you fifteen minutes to get there. Now piss off!
Okay, thank you.
Stop it!
You just wait. You'll get what's coming to you!
Jesus... are they going to have anything else on their minds?
If you're lucky, you won't have anything else on your mind later, either.
Okay. If you two have a break scheduled, you can help us set up the tent.
Sure, in a minute.
And where's the power supply?
We took care of that.
Voila! The magic box.
So what do you think?
Respect.
Gas in - Power out!
Butcher Wolbort was a really strange guy, but he was rich - really rich.
He had everything - a big mansion, several
cars, and he married a beautiful young woman.
But Wolbort was really only interested in money and his business.
He didn't notice when his wife began to stray from him...
So, this one day, Wolbort wanted to surprise
his wife by picking her up in the city.
When he arrived there, he saw her in the arms of another man.
They were kissing like lovers, shamelessly on the street.
Wolbort couldn't stand it... He exploded with rage.
He sat around with his tools... all day long.
As he imagined what the man was doing to his wife in their cheap motel room,
he furiously chopped up the day's meat - chunk by chunk...
He told himself that they'd be sorry for what they'd done to him.
Her lover awaited his death with eyes wide open...
A little while later, Wolbort's wife entered the butcher shop.
Shocked and horrified, she stood there, unable to scream.
The image of her dead lover was burned into her brain...
Then, suddenly, she was hit on the head from behind! Barn!
She staggered, turned around, and looked at Wolbort.
Then, he grabbed her and slammed his adulterous wife on the table.
Thorugh it all, her screams were drowned in blood.
He cut her open - and gutter her, alive.
The next day nobody asked about his wife...
but they all loved the new mystery ingredient in his sausages.
Nice story!
Yeah, just like a slasher flick.
But the hot teenagers were missing from the story.
A slasher? What's that?
Hah! You don't know what a slasher flick is?
Go on, explain it to her Major Tom. I'm taking a piss.
Have fun.
A slasher is a horror movie that always follows the exact same pattern.
A crazed killer chops up a bunch of young people with a wide variety of weapons.
You know, knives, axes, tools...
Everything in them is simple and you can
usually see what's coming from a mile away.
What makes the movie special is that the killer is always after the kids
who are on drugs or having premartial sex.
Drink beer, smoke a joint, get it on... And you're dead.
And the killer's always wearing a stupid mask!
Okay, okay. I know what you re talking about.
Yeah, man.
Hey, something's rubbing between my ass. You wanna follow me and check it out?
Yeah... Well...
Hey, try making it without the shell.
Try it without the shell... Coffee!
Mornin'...
Hey man. Take some eggs. You look like you could use some.
Hey sweetie. You sleep okay?
I'd prefer sleeping in the sun by the lake.
Okay, then let's go to the lake.
I hope we don't run across those farmers again.
I don't want anything to do with them.
You fucking perv! You'll never touch me again!
Watch what you say, bitch! I'm still your father
and when I say the word - you'll do as I command!
If you ever touch me again, I'll kill you!
Mom... If you were still alive, he wouldn't have tried this.
Ouch. I hit myself.
That's it!
Nice place, don't you think?
Hey man, you got things going with her pretty fast. How'd you pull that off?
She didn't have a chance. She fell under my spell.
She's really cute, isn't she?
Hey, don't look!
PARTY!
So tell me, Tom really got you, didn't he?
Ah, actually, its more like vice-versa.
Well, at the party the other night...
I know what you saw, but good research and
perfect preparation always ensures success.
Uh... Did I miss something?
I went to a study group two weeks ago and saw Tom there.
I really liked him, and thankfully, my roommate knew his name
and that he was in his fourth year of studying medicine.
It was easy to find out about him.
All the girls on campus know all about him.
He did the whole macho thing and I wasn't really able to respond to it.
So I played up the naive girl angle...
pretending like I didn't understand a thing that was going on.
It helped me create an environment where he'd start talking to me normally.
I had an opportunity when I heard that one of
his friends was a DJ at the end-of-semester party
I convinced a guy there invite Chris because I knew Tom would tag along.
After that, all I had to do was put together the right outfit and strategy...
And voila! Here I am.
The witness may take her seat. No further questions.
Wait. My slip.
Hey, were gonna go explore the landscape. See you later!
Hah! Exploring the landscape... Sure.
Landscape? More like two mountains.
Okay, master of bad puns. Now show me what you've got!
And? What were you talking about earlier?
I'll only tell you if you can catch me... and bring the towel!
What the hell is that?
What a nasty cabin...
but, maybe we can find some fun in there.
Okay, I've gotta take a leak.
Find a nice place for us to relax.
Hurry.
I'll be back in a minute.
Where am 17..Who are you? ..Where's Tom?
Oh God... No!
Please. Please, let me go. I won't tell anyone! Really! ...Please! ...Please!
I don "t know you... I haven" t seen your face... Please let me go. Please.
Please... please don't hurt me... What are you going to do?
Where is he? Chris, come here... - Cheers! - Come on.
It's getting cold. Are they still fooling around in the woods?
Don't know, but they re around somewhere. I'll chop some wood for the campfire.
Shit.
Chris, come here! Check this out.
What's up?
Over here.
That's blood. Where'd it come from?
Maybe an animal cut itself.
An animal? While it was chopping wood?
Hey, you two. Everything all right? You gonna make a nice fire for us?
Chris, what's up?
I dunno. There's blood on the axe over there.
Blood?
Yeah, but I still say its from an animal. Its no big deal. We're in the wild.
Sometimes, accidents happen... and its not from a human.
We're the only people in this area.
Tom?! Maya?! Where are you?!
Let's search for them. Perhaps they're in danger of something.
Julie, stay here with Chris. Danny and I will go back to the lake.
Just let me get dressed.
I'll grab the flashlights.
Don't freak out, guys. We all know Tom pretty well.
Yeah, we do... We do.
All right, I'll check the light.
What the... Fuck?!
If we will find them fucking in the woods, I'm gonna be really pissed.
I wanna know what's going on... now.
We could have spent a nice weekend at home! There's a lake there, too!
But no... here we are, wandering through the woods at night! Fuck!
Just wait up, Danny.
I'm worried that something could have happened to Tom and Maya.
The worst thing that could happen to them is not having enough condoms.
Hello?! ...Its nothing.
What if its not? What if Corman's around here somewhere?
What? The girl killer from class? Hell, no.
He's been dead for years. He burned himself...
and besides, he only killed girls, so we'd at least find Tom.
You really spend way too much time studying serial killers in class.
That guy isn’t dead.
How do you know that? What are you even talking about?
What's that? Someone's there! Hello?!
We've gotta get out of here! Let's just get back to the tent!
No! Oh God.
Shit... Fuck! Come on!
Julie!!! What's -
Ah, our little girl woke up.
Did you sleep well?
Did you have some nice dreams?
Ah, don't look so shocked.
Did you really think we were best friends?
You did?
How sweet!
Oh... by the way, I found Tom and Maya...
He's got a splitting headache.
And Maya? Our calculating, smart little girl?
Look at this.
Her hair is so nice...
but she doesn't have to comb it herself, anymore.
Oh, how rude.
| didn't introduce my brother to you.
Wait. Don't be so eager.
But, you two already know each other.
What? You don't remember?
You told me the story a few hours ago...
And now, we all get to meet again!
And he can fuck you... just like old times.
He can do whatever he wants to you.
Maybe he'll burn you, too?
I promise, after we're done with you, you'll look just like him.
You deserve all of this, you filthy whore!
We're going to ruin your whole perfect little world!
You thought you had it all!
And now, my little brother doesn't have to suffer any more.
I'll take care of you.
Shit.
Erin!
What's wrong with you? Don't you remember? We've always been best friends!
Fuck you!
Danny! Danny, come on!
Oh shit, this looks terrible. I'll get something to close it up.
Here, take this and press it to the wound. I'll be back in a second.
Damn it! No service.
Shit!
Come on... Kill him... What are you waiting for?
Shit! You've got to be fucking kidding me!
Where's the fucking gas tank?!
Hey, come on!
Are you scared?!
What's wrong?! You want a piece of me or did you forget about that already?
Erin, take off! Now!
Hey asshole! Next time, I'll cut your balls off and burn the rest of you!
Hello? Is anyone there? Hello?
Ah! You came just the right time!
Please, you have to help me! Please!
My daughter left me. She said she didn't love her daddy anymore...
but you and me... we'll have a nice time! Come on!
But, you two already know each other. What? You don't remember?
You told me the story a few hours ago...
About Mike Corman?
It looks like he tortured her for days up in that cabin.
The prof tier thinks he was brain damaged after the burning two years ago.
Mike Corman.
| didn't introduce my brother to you.
A few years ago... these four girls were killed by a lunatic.
I needed a perfect life... and they didn't fit.
They deserved what they got.
A girl, McKenzie, had a bike breakdown...
and, by chance, she ended up at the house where the girls had been murdered.
Sorry about the tires...
And he can fuck you... just like old times.
The whole house burned down. There were tons of body parts,
but no one could tell if Mike Corman's were in there, too.
She was almost his fifth victim.
He was my fifth victim!
Not now...
Hey! Want a quality piece of meat?!